Back in the breezeway between the Burrow and Three Rats Station, Somrak lights a cigarillo off the tip of his finger and savors that first long drag of aromatic vapor, pulling the hot smoke into his mouth, down his throat and deep into his lungs. As he exhales, the familiar pleasant buzz hits. He closes his eyes and leans back against the outside wall of the Bunnies’ bar, smiling slightly, feeling the rough wood on his bare back.
After returning from the business with Lucky Pete, Somrak had become acutely aware of how rank with sweat he’d become that morning, when Saira had tasked him with carrying a comatose and dying Dion halfway across Three Rats. While he knows several utilitarian spells for healing minor wounds, repelling vermin, blocking eavesdropping magic, opening locks, and so on, one thing he has never mastered is magic for sprucing up himself and his clothing in the field. Fortunately Alma was not overly put off by a little body odor earned in the service of saving her sweetheart’s life, which was good because, after telling her Sky’s secret and admitting that he’d been leading her on, planning to take Pete’s information and suicidally go it alone, Somrak had really needed a hug.
He chuckles at the thought. Somrak needed a hug. Sky would get a kick out of that. He takes another drag on the thin cigar, not one of the rare Angelino Golds that Sky had given to him only a few days before. He hasn’t even smoked any since the one he’d had outside the party just a few days ago. Has it been a week? And I was standing right here, this very spot, when Alma came out. The memory of that night has been much in his thoughts ever since.
He sighs, trying to think of something else. His hair, unbound, is clinging to his shoulders and upper back in damp locks, and he is wearing a pair of Popula-blue trousers that Rosemary found in storage while Cherry took his shirt and underclothes away to wash. She had offered to wipe down his leather jacket and pants, but those, fortunately, were enchanted to clean themselves slowly, so he had told her they only needed to be hung up for a little while. Funny how Merri hadn’t been able to find him a shirt when he knew, from staying here before, that that storage room had plenty of shirts. He chuckles again. Silly Bunny.
It’s good to see them again. He’s cautioned them all not to mention he’s here, telling them the partial truth that he’s in trouble with his bosses and he’s not supposed to be coming around. Cherry had looked suspiciously at him, leading him to guess she was thinking he’d somehow heard that Alma and Dion had had a fight. She had also seemed quite sad, though despite that and whatever suspicions she might be harboring, she’d welcomed him and told him they’d have his room ready. Again, he’d told her no need. Conversely, Tulip curling up on his lap was exactly what he needed – just holding a sweet kid like that while she chattered away, asking him about the complex tattoo across the left side of his chest, he could feel the tension leaving. He’ll go back in again soon and ask Cherry what’s wrong. They’re all worried, sensing things aren’t right. It won’t be long before it’s impossible to keep Sky’s absence a secret. Probably already too late.
And then, with a golden flare, an oval portal opens up not ten steps away from him. It’s not Alma’s, Somrak knows that immediately. The goddess uses a different school of magic. This is more the standard sort of portal, popular with wizards of the Academy of Magic and therefore in common usage across the Insula. Somrak tenses – it could be anybody. It could be an attack.
He is relieved when out of the portal steps Gwydion, just as shirtless as Somrak is, his hair similarly damp, but his face pale and his expression wild and pugnacious. He looks this way and that, his gaze locking on Somrak, his jaw clenching and shoulders flexing.
Somrak almost drops his cigarillo. “Dion! Are you–”
Dion moves unsteadily but quickly toward Somrak, but his toe catches on a rock in the bare dirt of the patch of breezeway between the portal and his target. Somrak, who puts his arms out to catch Dion even as he is thinking Is he attacking me? suddenly finds himself staggering backward, not sure what just happened but seeing the familiar flash of light triggered by his occipital lobe making contact with the inside of his skull.
It takes a moment for his head to clear enough for him to realize he’s been punched in the jaw. Though if he hadn’t known it was Dion’s rock-hard fist backed by a powerfully muscled body and countless hours of training in the martial arts, Somrak would have guessed he’d been kicked by a mule.
But stunned as Somrak is, he has been fighting longer than Dion has been alive, and most of it has been outside the training hall. Even as he admonishes himself for his carelessness, his arms are up and blocking Dion’s rapid follow-up blows without any conscious thought, slowly giving ground to give himself time to recover. When his back brushes the wall, he sideslips unconsciously, letting Dion punch the wall hard enough to chip paint off with a boom that echoes through the bar, making the nearby door rattle in its frame. Ending up beside and slightly behind Dion, Somrak grabs his opponent’s wrist, whips it behind Dion’s back, and pushes the god into the wall hard just hard enough to hopefully knocks some sense into him. Somrak elects not to hold into the wrist and twist it into a painful pin, however, instead releasing and dancing back, trying to leave behind that message of what he could have done.
“You sure got up on the wrong side of bed,” Somrak quips, bouncing lightly on the balls of his bare feet, half-closed hands up and ready. He rolls his shoulders, the muscles of his back flaring out like a cobra’s hood.
“Don’t you dare make fun of this!” Dion roars, charging again, whipping punches at Somrak that the smirking, ponytailed god barely manages to parry, blows backed by an unreasoning rage. “You bastard! You lied to us! Used us! For what?”
Dion might have considerably more muscle mass, but Somrak’s body is like a steel spring, compact, light, and despite the amazing speed of Dion’s blows, Somrak is considerably faster. He is tempted, so tempted, to go for it, just put it to the test, fight it out with Dion and see who comes out on top. It doesn’t even have anything to do with Alma – well, not much. Somrak just likes to fight. In their time as off-blue partners, Somrak and Sky had gone one-on-one a half-dozen times. Heck, those fights had brought them closer. Besides, everything goes all black-and-white once the violence starts. There’s no need for moral equivocation or consideration of multiple viewpoints. When some guy is trying to beat you to a pulp, the only thing you need to worry about is doing unto him before he does unto you.
Except…not this time. Dion is flagging. Wherever he got all that energy to cast a portal, come charging through, and start doing his best to turn Somrak’s face into tenderized steak, Dion is running out of that energy fast. He’s already slowing and stumbling. Somrak knows that all he has to do is keep blocking attacks for maybe half a minute longer and Dion will fall flat on his face. No fun beating a guy who can’t possibly win.
And on top of that, what will Alma think if he beats up her guy? And right after she’s healed him, too?
So he stays on defense and replied to Dion’s demand for explanation. “For what? For Sky! For you!” He blocks two more blows, constantly moving off the line-of-attack, forcing Dion to keep shifting his aim and moving his feet.
“You think we’d leave him there?” Dion cries. “Or leave that necromancer loose to attack us again?” One of Dion’s blows almost lands, but it is so weak that Somrak easily wards it off with a sweep of his forearm. Dion shakes his head. “I must have been mentally ill to trust you!” The god drops his fists, head down, breathing heavily and apparently doing all he can just to stay standing.
Somrak stops, lowering his guard halfway. “Dion. I was going to go in alone. I didn’t want to put you and Alma at risk. I… Yes I used you. I needed help with the investigation. But I was planning to ditch you. It just seemed too dangerous.”
Somrak’s conciliatory words seem to rekindle Dion’s fury. His eyes glow with golden light and an aura flares around his head and shoulders, different now, brighter than before, and within it…dragons? “Dangerous? You kept us in the dark! I told you about the devil and you lied to my face! You put us at risk – you!”
Somrak feels the ground beneath his feet soften. He tries to spring away but finds himself trapped in sticky, viscous mud that defies gravity, already climbing halfway up his calves to immobilize him. Somrak realizes Dion maneuvered him to stand where there was no grass to make the spell work easier. “Tricky son of a–” Somrak mutters just before Dion’s right fist crashes into his cheek, knocking him off-balance so that his shoulders and the back of his head slam against the wall. The unexpected reversal is so sudden that Somrak’s divine sphere flares to life, his aura a fiery mandala through which a flaming tiger leaps, and when Somrak slaps the wall to push himself back on-balance, he leaves a hand-shaped scorch hot enough to burn through the pain and into the wood.
“Look at me!” Dion roars, throwing another punch that Somrak evades only by bending at the knees and hurling himself below the strike, slipping in the widening patch of mud, a flailing hand grabbing Dion’s pants-leg. Somrak twists as he falls, landing on his back with a splash of muck, only to have his breath knocked out when Dion lands on top of him.
The spell, meant only to momentarily immobilize Somrak, seems to have gone out of control, creating a small pool of now-soupy sludge. The two shirtless gods wrestle, their rugged, sinewy bodies slick with mud. Somrak grabs Dion’s shoulders and manages to roll over on top, but his hand slips. With no shirt, a muddy Dion is almost impossible to hold onto for long, and Dion’s extra mass gives him the advantage in a ground fight. Soon he’s back on top, Somrak beneath trying to wrap his legs around Dion’s waist, arms spread wide with his hands gripping Dion’s wrists just to keep the other god from pounding him. “Come on, Prettyboy,” Somrak grunts. “Lemme buy you a drink and let’s talk this over.”
There is a click and a flash. For a moment Somrak thinks he’s been punched in the head a third time, but all fists are accounted for. He grinds the back of his head deeper into the mud and looks back to see Cherry, upside down from his perspective, grinning, holding a camera and using her thumb to advance the film. She raises it again to her eye and says, “Cheese!” before the camera flashes again.
Somrak begins laughing at the absurdity of it all. Merri is standing next to Cherry, staring at the two wrestling, mud-slick gods, her milky, freckled complexion flushed pink, her emerald eyes wide, pupils dilated, looking like a longtime dream of hers has just been fulfilled. Next to her, Tulip and Chime, still young teenagers, are laughing their heads off, holding onto each other to keep from falling down. And next to them…
Alma is standing with her arms crossed, not looking happy at all.
Somrak stops laughing and had to fight an urge to leap to his feet and salute. Dion, on top of him, growls, “What are you laughing at, you lying sack of…” He trails off as Somrak points, uses one index finger from a gripping hand to point at their audience. Dion freezes, staring at Alma.
Somrak spits to the side, trying to get some mud out of his mouth. “So, uh, I dropped my keys and Dion here was trying to help me find them…”
This is met with stony silence from Alma, who simply continues to glare at Dion.
Cherry looks up at Alma, hesitates a moment, then asks, “You know all them old stories about giant gods wrestlin’ and makin’ mountain ranges and canyons and stuff by accident? Is this the truth behind the myths?”
The corner of Alma’s mouth twitches slightly. “I believe in some of those stories, ‘wrestling’ is a euphemism for something more amorous.”
“Oh goodness, I hope so,” Merri breathes as she puts her hand to her cheek, still looking dreamily at the two gods.
Somrak’s laughter echoes off the walls, and he allows his arms and legs to drop limp into the mire. He’s pretty sure Dion isn’t going to punch him now, and too amused and tired to care if he does.
And Dion does sit back and then rise from his knees, hardly a patch of skin free of the gleaming mud. He flicks some from his fingers and tries to wipe mud from his face, only succeeding in spreading it further. “Just…needed to set something straight.”
“With your fists?” Alma demands. “And what happened to your pants?” There is a gaping, black-edged rent in one leg of Dion’s trousers. Alma takes Dion’s hand and helps him step free of the mud pit, then holds a hand over his thigh. “As I thought, a minor burn. Just what you need, more wounds.” She touches Dion’s leg to heal him.
Getting into a sitting position requires some effort on Somrak’s part. “Oh…sorry. Things got a little hot.”
“I’ll say!” Merri jokes, while Tulip points at the hand-shaped scorch on the wall. “Look! That’s so cool!”
Cherry gasps. “Hey! You coulda set the bar on fire! And what are we gonna do about all this mud? Is it gonna change back?”
“You two will be the death of me,” Alma mutters.
Somrak touches the side of his mouth, checks his fingers, and grins at the sight of blood. He struggles to his feet Then he works on getting out of the mud, trying to smile reassuringly at the Bunnies. Meanwhile, Gwydion says quietly to Alma, “Sorry. I’ll surrender to your care.”
“Oh, now you say that?” Alma snaps at him. “Do you realize how difficult it was to heal you? Is it that amusing to leave me sick with worry?”
Dion looks positively miserable at this. “No. Not amusing at all.” He sways slightly, appearing to suddenly suffer a bout of dizziness.
Somrak moves quickly to catch him, steadying him with hands on Dion’s elbow and shoulder. “Whoa, there.” As Dion looks at Somrak in surprise, the latter asks Alma, “Where do you want him?”
Alma takes Dion’s arm and leads him two steps to the right. “Right here. I’ll see him to a warm bath. You can have the marvelous treat of explaining all this to your audience.” Her expression softens. “Come see me when you’re done and I’ll take care of your bruises.”
Somrak smirks as Alma raises the colorful curtain of magical energies that is the portal to her room, but his smile fades as she and Dion disappear and he has to think fast about what he can tell the Bunnies.
“So…looks like I need another shower.”
“Oh, ye’re not trackin’ mud all over our nice clean floors,” Merri scolds him. “Chime, Tulip! We need buckets of water.” The two younger Bunnies dash into the bar.
Somrak’s shoulders slump. “Seriously?”
Cherry points at the fallen half-smoked cigar. “And we ain’t pickin’ that up. You know how bad that smells?” She grins. “Don’t worry, hon. We’ll get you rinsed, then you can take another shower and by then your clothes’ll be ready. And we are just itchin’ to hear how you’re gonna explain all about them lies Dion was yellin’ about. Not that it’s any of our business…”
Somrak sighs as Tulip comes running out the door and gleefully hurls a bucketful of cold water on him.